Just a thought

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you
get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
--Author Unknown

3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
--Drew Carey

A minister during the offertory prayer: "Dear Lord," (he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face) "without you we are but dust..." He would have continued, but at that moment one little girl leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, what is butt dust?" Church was pretty much over at that point.